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'Jack fell down and broke his crown.'

Prepared for any situation.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Emergency Phone.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Emergency exit into Space

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

Prepper Dog

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

"My God, now what?"

Disasters

Emergency Underpants

Hurricane damage to trees

'How long did you try before calling?'

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

"Tell her the surgeon is the best in his field and she'll get through this fine!"

"Thanks for coming in to work on such short notice."

Why dogs hate CPR.

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Fire Assembly Point