Over-the-top Enthusiast Gifts

'We were thinking of building something a little subtle this time... haha, just kidding, make it horrible.'

'Hello and welcome to the stupidly hyperbolic awards.'

Wife says: 'Very festive, but I can't seem to find the door.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

"I'd like to make a return."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Lancelot put to the Test.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

"It's the great pumpkin massacre"

Franz Liszt

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

A No-Nonsense Guy with His No-Nonsense Wife and Their No-Nonsense Dog

"I see you've brought some notes for your interview."

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

You've got mail...

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

Private Phone Calls

"Let me try that!"

"When I was your age we didn't play video games or take photos or locate things - we just did one thing and we took our sweet time doing it."