Over-the-top Hobbyist Gifts

"You've got cabin fever. Cut back on the bird watching."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Casual skydiving.

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

Llama training

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

You too can juggle.

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

'Hello and welcome to the stupidly hyperbolic awards.'

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

Society of Mollusc Breeders.

A man fishing in a tree stump

Little Beverly Cards

'When I said 'Hobby' I meant something like stamps!'

Skeet Fishing.

'We were thinking of building something a little subtle this time... haha, just kidding, make it horrible.'

'I want the new BX 406, not the 407 and I want expanded memory with a graphics converter...'

"Thursdays and Saturdays, it's glassblowing, Mondays and Wednesdays it's Morris dancing!"

"My doctor suggested I get a hobby to help release stress."