Over-the-top Hobbyist Gifts

"You've got cabin fever. Cut back on the bird watching."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Fishing for Birds

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Casual skydiving.

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

Llama training

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

You too can juggle.

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

'Hello and welcome to the stupidly hyperbolic awards.'

'When I said 'Hobby' I meant something like stamps!'

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

Little Beverly Cards

A man fishing in a tree stump

Society of Mollusc Breeders.

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

Skeet Fishing.

'We were thinking of building something a little subtle this time... haha, just kidding, make it horrible.'

Pointless Past Times: Counting grains of sand

"Thursdays and Saturdays, it's glassblowing, Mondays and Wednesdays it's Morris dancing!"

Wife says: 'Very festive, but I can't seem to find the door.'

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."