Hobbyist Extraordinaire Gifts

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

The Hobby Store

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Casual skydiving.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"It's confusing, son, but I'll try to explain: A nerd is a dork who's headed for college. A wonk is a nerd with one or more Ph.D.s. And then there' s the Uber-Wonk, like Daddy, who gets interviewed on TV all the time!"

Person Reading For Pleasure

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Little Beverly Cards

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

"You commissioned it. Just tell me when to stop."

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

'When I said 'Hobby' I meant something like stamps!'

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'