Extreme Hobbyist Gifts

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

'I just sold 50 gallons of blood to buy new hunting equipment. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going home to pass out.'

"Fresh pepper?"

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"Renovating your bathroom?"

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Casual skydiving.

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

'You may find a few things have evolved since we abducted you for our research.'

Recombinant DNA

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

You are what you collect.

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

Prisoner Spotter

The Stand-about society.

'I want the new BX 406, not the 407 and I want expanded memory with a graphics converter...'

"My doctor suggested I get a hobby to help release stress."

'My hobby is taxidermy...and this is my trophy room.'

Origami Ark

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

'I suppose everyone collects something.'

"I've looked everywhere and I can't find what I need, so I'm making my own."