Extreme Enthusiast Gifts

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Building Self-Confidence through Climbing

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Rock Climber

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

YOLO vs YODO

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Skate or die."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Planting a Flag on the Summit

100k Desert Crawl

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

Milkjet Skiing

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'