Extreme Adventure Fan Gifts

Parachutist jumps with the wrong backpacks.

Stairlift around cliff face.

Warrior Woman

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

A private jet takes off

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

100k Desert Crawl

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

There's nothing awesome to see at the movies these days. What're you talking about? Avengers 2 just came out. I know. It's been out for like an entire weekend. It's old news. The next blockbuster is "Mad Max," and that's not out until the 15th! Hollywood is totally neglecting the entire May 4th-to-May-15th window! That kind of gaping hole is unconscionable. You can always watch "In the Name of My Daughter."

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.

Bad luck

Fishing traps.

"Do we have any candy?"

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

'Look, Charlie, it's a bonanza!'

'Just swimming with them is a bit naff nowadays.'

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

Directions for walker across several hills.

This was the first and last time Rolf bungee-jumped!

"I've just realised I forgot to record Bake Off. I'm going to have to go back!"

Pirate and parrot using ATM.

'Hey come on - Is this the best you can do? Gimmee a challenge!'

"Honey, did you call for a free estimate on a 3 bedroom, 2 bath tree house?"

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

Mountaineers milk.

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

"Yeah, I wasn't thinking. I should have rented a tandem bike for this quest."

Clown

"Race ya."

Hitchhiking Snowman.