Extreme Adventure Nerd Gifts

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Stairlift around cliff face.

A private jet takes off

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

100k Desert Crawl

Pub Kendo.

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Visit the Geek islands.

Fishing traps.

Bad luck

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

'Just swimming with them is a bit naff nowadays.'

Mountaineers milk.

Car Water Skiing.

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

"Race ya."

"But does it ever get that cold?"

'My friends, as a result of our experimentation, we have just lost a dear and valued colleague...'

"You mean, you've never heard of parrot gliding?"

"Nobody told me it was formal."

'Honey, who'll be the first to try your time machine?'

"Here comes the really hard part!"

On Tuesday evenings he went bungee jumping.

"No, not really. I could probably tell you a thing or two about the meaning of life but I would like to know where the loo is."

Parachutist jumps with the wrong backpacks.

Building Self-Confidence through Climbing

The Men Thing. . .