Extremes Adventurer Gifts

A planet like ours - "...yeah great, we're an endangered species and you're into extreme sports."

High-gravity baseball

Stairlift around cliff face.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

How am I abducting?

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

100k Desert Crawl

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

The car showroom

"Anyone can helicopter in -- but how many firms have a corporate gondola?"

"He says he's been trying to get through for ages, but the line's always busy."

Serious business

Award Winning Photographer

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"I though 'Abduction' would be a little bit more high-tech!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Fishing traps.

Bad luck

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

Dog catches UFO

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

'How was your holiday? Go anywhere interesting?'

'Just swimming with them is a bit naff nowadays.'

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

Mountaineers milk.

"Yes, the climb was hard work, but the glide down will be amazing! Geronimo!"

Couples Riding an Elephant