Extreme Adventurers Gifts

Bad luck

'Not that net!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

High-gravity baseball

Back to school.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Stairlift around cliff face.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

How am I abducting?

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"Why do leaves change color?"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Fishing Boat Derby

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

100k Desert Crawl

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Two boys eating ice cream

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

A skier and a paraglider