Extreme Adventures Gifts

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"An everything Martini, please."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

100k Desert Crawl

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

Little Mountaineers

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."