Extreme Adventures Pillows

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Back to school.

Stairlift around cliff face.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"An everything Martini, please."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

100k Desert Crawl

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

'Man, I hate the Tour De France.'

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

Little Mountaineers

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.