Extreme Adventure Gifts

Stairlift around cliff face.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

100k Desert Crawl

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

'Man, I hate the Tour De France.'

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

Little Mountaineers

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"Anyone can helicopter in -- but how many firms have a corporate gondola?"

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.