Extreme Adventure Fan Mugs

Parachutist jumps with the wrong backpacks.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Stairlift around cliff face.

Warrior Woman

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

A private jet takes off

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

100k Desert Crawl

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.

Fishing traps.

'Look, Charlie, it's a bonanza!'

"Do we have any candy?"

Bad luck

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

'Just swimming with them is a bit naff nowadays.'

'Hey come on - Is this the best you can do? Gimmee a challenge!'

"Honey, did you call for a free estimate on a 3 bedroom, 2 bath tree house?"

Directions for walker across several hills.

This was the first and last time Rolf bungee-jumped!

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

Mountaineers milk.

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

Clown

"Race ya."

"Yeah, I wasn't thinking. I should have rented a tandem bike for this quest."

Hitchhiking Snowman.

You Are Here (map in dungeon)