Over-packer Gifts

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

"I wish we had brought the kitchen sink...."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Welcome to the Team

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

That one has all the batteries!

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'One carry-on!'

'Men pack. Women move.'

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

Up your end.

Holiday Luggage

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

Excess Baggage: You wonder where folks are traveling to that they need all that luggage...

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

The mortician's lunch-box.

'It's perfect!'

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'