Overpacker Gifts

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Holiday Luggage

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Ma'am, I think you've misunderstood the term 'carry-on luggage'.'

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

The experienced backpacker.

Welcome to the Team

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

That one has all the batteries!

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Mr Metrosexual.

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'One carry-on!'

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

Up your end.

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Clearing Away Christmas

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

Commuter X-Ray

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

'It's perfect!'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"I think you may have the rucksack on back to front."