Tired Traveler Gifts

"I tho tired."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Airplane Mode.

Injured backpacker.

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Ryanair refunds

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

"I hate travel."

Man asleep on train

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

Man crawling through the desert sees mirage of desert island.

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'

"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."

"Yes, I'm usually sat next to some jabbering idiot for eight hours!"