Tired Traveler Gifts

"I tho tired."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Airplane Mode.

Injured backpacker.

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Man asleep on train

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."

'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'

Man crawling through the desert sees mirage of desert island.

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

"Yes, I'm usually sat next to some jabbering idiot for eight hours!"

Naturist Hotel - Emergency clothes in case of fire.