Restless Traveler Gifts

'I have trouble sleeping in places away from home.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'It must be the dead sea.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Mass Travel

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Hotel Room

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

'Are we there yet?!'

Backpacker in the cloud forest

Mexican Dog

Benefits of Living Abroad

Camel with travel stickers from various deserts.

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

Ryanair refunds

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

Travel agency warms people passing by.

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

City Travel: 'We record your favorite TV shows white you vacation.'

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

"This is a picture from I don't know when...this one is from somewhere...I don't remember this at all...Oh, how I love looking at all our memories!"