Vacation Veteran Gifts

Laughing man at Funfair "Out of Sorts"

"What happens on vacation... stays with you and will haunt you for the rest of your life."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bad fake tan day.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Fight or Flight

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Sunbathers.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Easter Island Shades...

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Camping.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"I only need shade for my wine."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Well Earned Vacation"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"