Vacation Veteran Pillows

Laughing man at Funfair "Out of Sorts"

"What happens on vacation... stays with you and will haunt you for the rest of your life."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bad fake tan day.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Fight or Flight

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Sunbathers.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Camping.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"I only need shade for my wine."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Well Earned Vacation"

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"How's it look back there?"