Vacation Survivor Gifts

"Somehow this isn't the worst cruise I've ever been on."

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Holiday time.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

Relief for America in the Heat.

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

Intense summer sun

'Tired, depressed, stomach upset, sounds like you're just back from a family holiday.'

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

I can't put my finger on it Philip...but since you came back from the safari you've been different.

"Welcome home. Oh, and that automatic cat feeder... niiiice!"

A snowman enjoys the aircon

Fox Operated Fan

"It's so hot they're laying them already cooked!"

How to deal with rude customers.

After spending the summer home with the kids, teacher pay doesn't seem all that high after all.

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'Boy it's hot today!'

"This heat is killing me. Let's get a drink in Little Antarctica?"

Air conditioning.

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

"Do you think people had a nice time?"

'We're broke and tired, but the kids are finally off to school.'

"Thank goodness they're only seasonal."

This definitely qualifies as a holiday from hell.