Vacation Escapee Gifts

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Holiday time.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

Tourists in Egypt

Try me/try me/try me...

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'See you in two weeks!'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

Summertime.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''