Vacation Escapee Pillows

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Holiday time.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

Try me/try me/try me...

Time for vacation, time for work.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Tourists in Egypt

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'See you in two weeks!'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Summertime.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'