Nature Escapee Gifts

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"How to deal with weeds."

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."