Power Vacationer Gifts

"Well, that wraps up the quarterly report....and no, I'm going to Rio."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Call Your Office

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Ecotourism.

Overdoing it.

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

'How was your holiday?'

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Scene on the English coast.

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

Seaside

"Here's a good spot, Hon."