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"Well, that wraps up the quarterly report....and no, I'm going to Rio."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Call Your Office

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Ecotourism.

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Overdoing it.

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

'How was your holiday?'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

Scene on the English coast.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Seaside

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

"Here's a good spot, Hon."