Volcano Vacationer Pillows

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Volcaniax

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Lizard Amusement Park

Volcanic ash...

Overdoing it.

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'How was your holiday?'

Scene on the English coast.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'