Volcano Wanderer Pillows

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Sport Utility Boot.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Desert Island Mishap

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Women of the Wilderness

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'