Volcanic Vacationers Pillows

Self Serv 1,000,000 B.C.

Holiday time.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Volcaniax

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

The Desert Island Package

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Lizard Amusement Park

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

Volcanic ash...

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'How was your holiday?'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday