Volcanic Vacationers Prints

Self Serv 1,000,000 B.C.

Holiday time.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Volcaniax

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

The Desert Island Package

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Lizard Amusement Park

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

Volcanic ash...

'How was your holiday?'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday