Volcano Lovers Pillows

'Bleedin' volcanic ash!'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Echo Tourism'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Snowmobull

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Skiing

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Volcaniax

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Climbing with the baby

"This is a duet yourself project."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Pyramids exploding.

Little girl skiing.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''