Volcano Lovers Gifts

'Bleedin' volcanic ash!'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Echo Tourism'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Snowmobull

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Skiing

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Climbing with the baby

Volcaniax

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"This is a duet yourself project."

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Pyramids exploding.

Little girl skiing.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''