Volcano Enthusiasts Gifts

Watch out for the blacktop. It's really hot. Not-So-Helpful Hints.

"Where's the fire, pal?"

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Jurassic Pork.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Volcaniax

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Pyramids exploding.

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Volcanic ash...

"Gesundheit!"

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

Iceland volcano

"The glaciers are angry."

Why he always make pictures of him food?