Volcano Enthusiast Gifts

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

'Also, you'll never have to spend a penny for heat.'

God uses a corkscrew on a volcano.

'Hey - Great news! I've finally decided to sell you my house on the island!'

'If it's any consolation, I'm sorry I blew my top this morning.'

A volcano in bed with a lava lamp on the bedside table

Airplanes Wearing Gas Masks During Volcanic Eruption

"The gods are angry....but not as angry as they were yesterday."

'Making the best of a bad situation, we filled the volcano with popcorn!'

"I now believe in God."

Mountaineer about to block hole of smoking volcano

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Oh darling, you seem to have aged since this morning."

'And now we're all out of sturgeons.'

Beware Of The God

The lesser known active volcano.

Meditation on a Volcano

"I requested a specialist in magma, not manga."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Tell me Mrs. Etna when you feel like you might blow."

Nuns

"Two sacrificial virgins and call me in the morning."

"Happy fifth eruption, Dear!"

"Do our Gods possess weapons of mass destruction?"

'Dude, get a tissue.'

"Not exactly an active volcano, Mr. Whatever is more of a bored volcano. Stand back boys, she's starting to yawn!"

Lady is glad Mount Vesuvius is in eruption because her husband can't blame her for it.

Well he was good - he really blew the roof off the place!

'It started right after we got back from Yellowstone.'

“Education vs Wisdom”

A sign on the side of a volcano warns that 'contents may be hot'.

"Either the gods are angry or it's Malcolm Forbes' birthday."