Volcano Fanatic Gifts

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Candle Portraits.

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Volcaniax

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

The Raven in Flight

Snake in the grass...

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I love my motor.

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Talk about quiet. I didn't even hear them move in last night.

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Leaf Dive Score

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

"The glaciers are angry."

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'It seems the only tense I know in Swahili is the imperfect tense.'

Mountaineer about to block hole of smoking volcano

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

Chaos

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

"I requested a specialist in magma, not manga."

Fat Reduction Clinic.

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

"It's our time of Thanksgiving."

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'