Volcano Fan Gifts

"Well, damn! I don't know whether to s**t or sacrifice this virgin!"

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Volcaniax

Halloween Selfie

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

Pyramids exploding.

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Monster Realtor

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Halloween sculptor

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

The segway RV.