Volcano Fan Gifts

"Well, damn! I don't know whether to s**t or sacrifice this virgin!"

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Zombie pet tricks.

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Volcaniax

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Halloween Selfie

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Pyramids exploding.

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

Monster Realtor

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

Halloween sculptor

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.