Cataclysm Fan Gifts

"What is it with you and dinosaurs?"

Desert Island Meals.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"Ahoy!"

Meet Thy Doom

'He's faking it. Must be feeling better.'

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

"I graduated magma cum laude."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

'...and late tomorrow expect hellish rains of fire and blood...'

"I still want grandchildren.

'So should I bother with dinner?'

'Now there's a surprise - the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse don't have mobiles.'

'I'm glad you credit my Martinis for helping you break out of your cocoon, but I'm still cutting you off.'

Castaway attaches a motor to a desert island.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the killer robot bees."

Heard you died