Cataclysm Fan Gifts

"What is it with you and dinosaurs?"

Desert Island Meals.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

'He's faking it. Must be feeling better.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

"Ahoy!"

Meet Thy Doom

"Hey, remember the internet?"

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

'...and late tomorrow expect hellish rains of fire and blood...'

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"I still want grandchildren.

'So should I bother with dinner?'

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the killer robot bees."

'I'm glad you credit my Martinis for helping you break out of your cocoon, but I'm still cutting you off.'

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

'Now there's a surprise - the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse don't have mobiles.'

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

Castaway attaches a motor to a desert island.

Heard you died