Armageddon Fan Gifts

"Aw, c'mon. It's only the end of the world."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Optimist

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Monster Clown

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

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Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Meet Thy Doom

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

"Hey, remember the internet?"

"I still want grandchildren.

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

'Well, Dewey, the world will never be the same. ... the deer have gone nuclear.'

'...and late tomorrow expect hellish rains of fire and blood...'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seventeen

'So should I bother with dinner?'

A shark swims into a desert island.

'If the global economy goes bust, there's a middle east war, and ocean levels rise. . .our 'Armageddon fund' will do just fine.'

Heard you died

Post future today

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

The End of the of the End of the Cold War is Near!

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the killer robot bees."

2012,end of the world advice.

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

'Now there's a surprise - the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse don't have mobiles.'

"Right or wrong he just bugs the shit out of me."

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.