Armageddon Fan T-Shirts

"Aw, c'mon. It's only the end of the world."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Optimist

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Monster Clown

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

Meet Thy Doom

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"I still want grandchildren.

'Well, Dewey, the world will never be the same. ... the deer have gone nuclear.'

'...and late tomorrow expect hellish rains of fire and blood...'

'So should I bother with dinner?'

A shark swims into a desert island.

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

Heard you died

2012,end of the world advice.

Post future today

The End of the of the End of the Cold War is Near!

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the killer robot bees."

'If the global economy goes bust, there's a middle east war, and ocean levels rise. . .our 'Armageddon fund' will do just fine.'

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

'Now there's a surprise - the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse don't have mobiles.'

'Does this mean you'll be expecting a Christmas present?'

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."