Adornment Fan Gifts

'Now it will be numb for a couple hours, so try not to think.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

The Da Vinci Cod

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Trump Mask

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

'No Ken. Watching football and drinking beer at the same time is NOT multi-tasking!'

Aren't all gifts free?

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"This one is very popular one. Ben Bernanke repeating over and over, 'the economy is going to be okay'."

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

Thomas Wyatt

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

Messalina- Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

"Now you've done it!"

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

"I can't see the food for the peas."

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

Leonardo da Vinci's cat.

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

"I'll be glad when his class moves on from the dark ages to the renaissance."