Disruption Fan Gifts

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

Phill Jupitus

Gym/Tan/Donut

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

Memorable Jam Sessions: the night Charlie Parker asked Spike Jones to sit in on Ah-Ooogah horn."

Thelonious Monk

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Can we get special effects to digitally enhance our bottom line?

"Now it's high definition!"

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

Happy Xmas

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

Street Musician

Street violinists unknowingly plays a concert.

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

'I think he's trying to pawn his air guitar.'

Manager please give 10%

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

Teddy organ grinder

'Stop that racket!'

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Roverdance.

'Well, the old saying: 'A fool and his money are easily parted' certainly isn't true!'

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.