Disruption Fan Gifts

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

Gym/Tan/Donut

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

Memorable Jam Sessions: the night Charlie Parker asked Spike Jones to sit in on Ah-Ooogah horn."

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

Thelonious Monk

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"Now it's high definition!"

Can we get special effects to digitally enhance our bottom line?

Street Musician

Happy Xmas

Street violinists unknowingly plays a concert.

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

Teddy organ grinder

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

'Stop that racket!'

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Manager please give 10%

Roverdance.

'Well, the old saying: 'A fool and his money are easily parted' certainly isn't true!'

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.