Contradiction Fan Gifts

Looking for gifts that speak to the cheeky side of contradiction enthusiasts? Our collection features humorous and thought-provoking items that celebrate life's paradoxes. Whether it's a mug with a witty contradiction or a T-shirt that turns expectations on their head, these products are ideal for anyone who appreciates clever humor and the art of embracing contradictions.

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Gym/Tan/Donut

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"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts." mockup

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

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"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter." mockup

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

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"Drunk, yet orderly"

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"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see." mockup

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

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'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?' mockup

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

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'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.' mockup

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

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"No aliens"

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"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!" mockup

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

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"Who wants to go for walkies?"

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Overly wordy travel.

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The End is Near. Have A Cone.

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The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton. mockup

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

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Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards. mockup

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

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'Painter'

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"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!" mockup

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

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A monk watches TV in his zen garden. mockup

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

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Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp. mockup

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

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Scuba Skater

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"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg." mockup

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

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'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.' mockup

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

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'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.' mockup

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

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"I feel an intense pride, Robert, that I live in a country rich enough to have war and peace at the same time."

"I feel an intense pride, Robert, that I live in a country rich enough to have war and peace at the same time." mockup

"I feel an intense pride, Robert, that I live in a country rich enough to have war and peace at the same time."

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"Let's face it: Life can be life threatening."

"Let's face it: Life can be life threatening." mockup

"Let's face it: Life can be life threatening."

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'No thanks, I'm trying to cut down on meat products.'

'No thanks, I'm trying to cut down on meat products.' mockup

'No thanks, I'm trying to cut down on meat products.'

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Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake. mockup

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

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An Oarsman

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'You've got to give up these escape attempts,'

'You've got to give up these escape attempts,' mockup

'You've got to give up these escape attempts,'

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'We'll get by with some money I've saved, my part time job, and my payments as an F.B.I. informer...'

'We'll get by with some money I've saved, my part time job, and my payments as an F.B.I. informer...' mockup

'We'll get by with some money I've saved, my part time job, and my payments as an F.B.I. informer...'

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"I aspire to greatness, but I don't really feel like doing anything about it..."

"I aspire to greatness, but I don't really feel like doing anything about it..." mockup

"I aspire to greatness, but I don't really feel like doing anything about it..."

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"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat." mockup

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

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"You fool! I said pillage! Pillage and burn!"

"You fool! I said pillage! Pillage and burn!" mockup

"You fool! I said pillage! Pillage and burn!"

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"I'm wearing one....under the woolen pullover!"

"I'm wearing one....under the woolen pullover!" mockup

"I'm wearing one....under the woolen pullover!"

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'Hey look at me! I'm attention seeking!'

'Hey look at me! I'm attention seeking!' mockup

'Hey look at me! I'm attention seeking!'

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'The irony is that your brother is still the nonconformist.'

'The irony is that your brother is still the nonconformist.' mockup

'The irony is that your brother is still the nonconformist.'

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Contradiction Fan Gifts Collection

Contradiction Fan Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs designed for contradiction fans—perfect for sparking smiles and thoughtful conversations over coffee or tea.

Contradiction Fan Pillows

Find pillows that bring humor and a touch of contradiction to your home decor—ideal for fans of paradoxical humor.

Contradiction Fan Prints

Browse our art prints that capture the playful essence of contradiction fans—great for decorating with a witty twist.

Contradiction Fan T-Shirts

Explore our selection of T-shirts that celebrate contradiction fans with witty and clever designs—great for showcasing their love for life's paradoxes.