Contradiction Admirer Gifts

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"I hate it when we fight."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Punk Reindeer

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"We have a favor to ask."

Alligator Bars

"No aliens"

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

Closet.

Gym/Tan/Donut

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

"My door is always open, Truscot, so don't go near it!"

'The fact is, we can't seem to agree about ANYTHING!' 'Rubbish!'

'You are a credit to the human race, Yardsley. Unfortunately, you're a liability to this firm.'

"On the other hand, he's really good on infrastructure and tax reform."

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

Clancy: Good Idea

"So he doesn't howl at the moon – leave him alone!"

Nun reading book titled 'How to be good in bed.'

Angel/Devil.

"I feel an intense pride, Robert, that I live in a country rich enough to have war and peace at the same time."