Contradiction Admirer Gifts

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"I hate it when we fight."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Punk Reindeer

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

"We have a favor to ask."

"No aliens"

Alligator Bars

'What's wrong with you?'

Gym/Tan/Donut

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Closet.

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

"On the other hand, he's really good on infrastructure and tax reform."

'The fact is, we can't seem to agree about ANYTHING!' 'Rubbish!'

"My door is always open, Truscot, so don't go near it!"

'You are a credit to the human race, Yardsley. Unfortunately, you're a liability to this firm.'

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

Cow at night.

Clancy: Good Idea

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"So he doesn't howl at the moon – leave him alone!"

Angel/Devil.

Nun reading book titled 'How to be good in bed.'