Contrast Admirer Gifts

One star.

The Greeting Card and the Business Letter

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Closet.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

First Prize!

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Prisoner still life painting.

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"It's a great work!"

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'Picasso'

"We have a favor to ask."

Cover story: Picasso

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

Landscape Artists

The Formal Street Artist

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Alligator Bars

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'