Contrast Appreciator Gifts

"I find it tends to instantly lightens the mood."

Really Desperate Housewives.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"I hate it when we fight."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"We have a favor to ask."

'Well this is awkward.'

The Formal Street Artist

Closet.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

PODs Venn Diagram

Shadow Artist

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

Castle with parking lot.

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'You are a credit to the human race, Yardsley. Unfortunately, you're a liability to this firm.'

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

Cow at night.

Radical Think Tank

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

Ha ha ha, yours is blue, too!

California Mutant...(Field of California Poppies with 1 RED poppy.)

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

"I'm sorry, I think there's been a typo."

Angel/Devil.