Contrast Connoisseur Gifts

"A warm, sunny day...makes you glad to be alive..."

"I see you've managed to hold on to yesterday's gains."

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

PODs Venn Diagram

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Radical Think Tank

Small boxer with big gloves, big boxer with small gloves.

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Bleak House

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

The Formal Street Artist

Charles Dickens.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Closet.

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

Duelling personalities.

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"