Contrast Connoisseur Gifts

"A warm, sunny day...makes you glad to be alive..."

"I see you've managed to hold on to yesterday's gains."

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

PODs Venn Diagram

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Radical Think Tank

Small boxer with big gloves, big boxer with small gloves.

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

C Day Lewis.

Bleak House

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

The Formal Street Artist

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Charles Dickens.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

Closet.

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

Duelling personalities.

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'