Contradiction Connoisseur Gifts

Erractic Review

"Do you have any hand sanitizer."

"I found that in order to aggressively defend my vegan life style I needed to eat some meat."

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

Clancy: Good Idea

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

"How can it be an 'Act of God'? Your policy states you're an atheist."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"I hate it when we fight."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"My kid could do that."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

Moliere

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

"No aliens"

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

Charles Dickens.

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

C Day Lewis.

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

Bleak House