Contradiction Connoisseur Pillows

Bring humor and wit to their space with our contradiction connoisseur pillows, designed with clever contradictions and paradoxes that make their home both inviting and intellectually engaging.

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Erractic Review

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"Do you have any hand sanitizer." mockup

"Do you have any hand sanitizer."

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"I found that in order to aggressively defend my vegan life style I needed to eat some meat."

"I found that in order to aggressively defend my vegan life style I needed to eat some meat." mockup

"I found that in order to aggressively defend my vegan life style I needed to eat some meat."

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Clancy: Good Idea

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'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.' mockup

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

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"How can it be an 'Act of God'? Your policy states you're an atheist."

"How can it be an 'Act of God'? Your policy states you're an atheist." mockup

"How can it be an 'Act of God'? Your policy states you're an atheist."

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'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.' mockup

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

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"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts." mockup

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

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"I hate it when we fight."

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"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see." mockup

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

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"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review." mockup

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

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'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.' mockup

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

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Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering." mockup

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

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"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!" mockup

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

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'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.' mockup

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

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Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?' mockup

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

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"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged." mockup

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

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"I said to make a thousand CLONES." mockup

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

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'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

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"My kid could do that."

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Man frozen in portrait pose.

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"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..." mockup

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

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Moliere

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Bleak House

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"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel." mockup

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

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Charles Dickens.

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'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.' mockup

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

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"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!" mockup

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

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'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.' mockup

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

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"No aliens"

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"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups." mockup

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

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'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up). mockup

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

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'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.' mockup

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

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"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation." mockup

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

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'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle' mockup

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

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Contradiction Connoisseur Pillows Collection

Contradiction Connoisseur Mugs

Explore our full range of contradiction connoisseur mugs—witty, clever designs perfect for starting conversations and adding humor to their daily routine.

Contradiction Connoisseur Prints

Discover unique contradiction connoisseur art prints—ideal for decorating walls with clever designs that celebrate ironic thinking and intellectual fun.

Contradiction Connoisseur T-Shirts

Browse our contradiction connoisseur t-shirts—featuring smart, ironic slogans that make a statement and showcase their love for opposing ideas.