Contradiction Lover Pillows

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

"I am not a hater. I just don't discriminate with my prejudices."

'Hey look at me! I'm attention seeking!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"I hate it when we fight."

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

'Both were written this year by the same author.'

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

"No aliens"

Gym/Tan/Donut

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Oxymorons

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

'I think I'm cured. I now forgive my parents, love my wife, adore my children and hate you.'

Right Against Right.

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'You are a credit to the human race, Yardsley. Unfortunately, you're a liability to this firm.'

Grenadiers

"My door is always open, Truscot, so don't go near it!"

"You see, there's proof I'm in the majority. I don't believe in polls and neither do 59% of other guys."

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'