Contrast Lover Pillows

The Decoded Fashion Statements of Rhonda Perlmutter III

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

'Sure it's the dark ages. But who says we have to dress like it?'

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

"What a lovely autumn light - look how it's caught that cement mixer."

Before/After

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"Nice haircut."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

The Formal Street Artist

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

PODs Venn Diagram

Closet.

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

Shadow Artist

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

'You have a comfortable home, three beautiful children, a husband who is devoted to you - what could you possibly want with nuclear capability?'

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.